Lets see how many of you can count the most song titles in this little brain exerciser. Hint there are ???? I don’t know I haven’t written yet. Ill tell you at the end. Lets pick a story to tell. Got one. Once upon a time in December of 2022 it was a blustery cold ass weekend and GOM wanted to work in his garage. It was so cold and windy that the garage door was flexing and the man door was letting air in because of a malfunctioning air blocker (weather strip). GOM being the resourceful person he is handles the garage door issue. One down one to go. But he doesn’t have any weather stripping. He comes to the conclusion that a piece of wood screwed over the gap would be just the air blocker to do the trick. With piece of wood cut to length and in search of screws realizing there are no screws in proximity but there are nails.
So genius nails the board over the air infiltration area. Yep you got it I’m the genius at least I thought so. I ended up nailing myself in the garage and couldn’t open the door. To add insult to injury I didn’t have a hammer with a claw on it to remove the nails. Great day in the GOM household what a proud moment. Well I found a way to remove the nails and you would think I would have learned my lesson, you guessed it I didn’t. I found some screws and cut another board and decided to put it on the other side of the door to act as weather-stripping.
So picture this, snow blowing freezing cold trying to guess where to put the screws. I guesstimate the locations zip the screws in and yes I’m tasting victory, back in the garage closing the door crap it wont latch my guesstimating was a little off. Oh well another exciting adventure from the Grumpy Old Man. So how many song titles did you get. The answer is zero.
I thought it would be funny if all ya all try to figure out song titles from some gibberish I came up with. Ahh what the heck its a Long and Winding Road we weave when we go to work for the Tax Man. The answer is 2.
Happy Adventures campers
Go get that QTL its one less day
then it was yesterday.
GOM
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