# 28 Dry January

To drink or not to drink that is the question?  Whether it is nobler to bow to peer pressure or hold your head high with your ill-conceived morals.  I say bow to peer pressure its easier and funner or fun-ner-er not sure of the correct vehicular, who cares... not me.  Well here we are 20 days in and instead of a clear headed, bright eyed and bushy tailed, grabbing the world by balls and shaking it like it owed me money.  I’m in a brain fog, lethargic, bloated, confused and  2 lb heavier, questioning why I decided to do this in the first place.  I’m more GOM in January of 25 than I was in December of 24.   Believe me I was only in a brain fog, lethargic, bloated, confused and 1 lb heavier in 2024.  The only thing I was shaking was the dog crap off my shoe I stepped in while being an extrovert.  What is an extrovert you ask?  Well here it is.  ➡️ ( what is the difference between an introvert and an extrovert? Introverts look at their own shoes and extroverts look at everyone else’s shoes). What a difference a month and almost no alcohol does for a persons outlook on life????? None, absolutely 0, zilch, the big old fat goose egg.  Now quit sitting on your lazy a** and do something, anything for gods sake.  There is only so much QTL out there.  GO GET IT!!!

From Mr. & Mrs. GOM.  Happy Freaking New Year

Stayed tuned for next months

F—-it February coming to a drive-in near you.  Next month kids we’ll learn what a drive-in is.  Or should I say you will.